Directioner Life
Teacher: Which direction are you going?
Me: One Direction
Teacher: Here's one thing-
Me: You've got that one thing.
Teacher: You-
Me: Light up my world like nobody else.
Teacher: Why do you gotta be-
Me: Youuuuuuuuuuuuu
Teacher: Everything-
Me: About you, you, you
Teacher: There's something wrong with you child.
Me: I'm a ONE DIRECTIONER!
Simply Being A Directioner:
Sees a cat on the street: Oh, Harry loves cats.
Friend wearing a striped shirt: Oh, Louis always wearing stripes.
Looking at the mirror: Oh, Zayn loves mirrors and himself.
Eating someting: Oh, Niall can eat all of them.
Drinking soup with spoon: Oh, Liam can't use spoon, my baby.
